HA

Three guys are having lunch on Venice boardwalk, when an extremely hot woman in a bikini walks by...
Man 1: " Man if I was a hot chick, I would never leave the house, just sit around and play with my tits all day!"
Man 2: " Yeah! I would just lay on the bed fingering myself for hours!"
Man 3: " Yeah, I know what you mean, if I was a hot chick, I could fuck any guy I wanted to!"