Hmmmmmm

So Let me describe myself, I'm 5'11 and about 170lbs, I have a full or twin size bed, which ever is bigger... so I pretty much take up it all (when I sleep alone... Ahhhhh yeah ladies)

... so how is it possible that I can still wake up on the WRONG FUCKING SIDE!?!????!?!??!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?